The Shape of Things to Come

"Ah, that's a terrific wing. I love that shape..."- Irwin M. Fletcher


Welcome to my world!

My name is Jack. I am a baby. And this is my blog. It's Monday, May 11 and I haven't actually been born yet...but I thought I'd introduce myself anyway since I will have been by the time you are reading this.

I don't have very much on my mind at this point, so I thought I'd share with you the first known image of me...all four ounces. As you can probably tell, it was a little cramped in there, which made it a little tricky to practice my muay thai. Though check out the curvature of my spine...and my head appears to be of normal size, no thanks to my dad. Must be the mom genes.

To tell you the truth, I'm a little embarrased that this photo got out to the media. Isn't nothing sacred. But oh well. I better get used to the spotlight. I've got big plans, see. Or as my good friend Mickey Rooney will tell ya: "I was the biggest star in the world...you hear me...the WORLD!"

Anyway, thanks for checking me out. I'm planning to make as many posts as I can as I discover the strange, new world that awaits my arrival.

See you in a few weeks.

JackG