Everyone has a little Don Draper in them...

That's me in the blue suit...kickin it with Draper.



http://www.amctv.com/originals/madmen/madmenyourself/

Is that a zucchini in your pocket...

Pulled this out of the garden today...

Big hitter, the Lama...long!

Got another clean bill of health at the doc yesterday.

8 lbs 14 oz
pushing 23" LONG

Can't get enough of the boob...keep it coming!

Up to the minute action

Hey, check me out on Twitter.

http://twitter.com/JACK_GARDNER

I figure Twitter is the perfect outlet for my musings…seeing that those who Twitter are uninteresting people randomly bragging about their unexceptional lives.

Add one more to that list.

Ever wonder what happens on maternity leave...

Hey hockey puck

In honor of the passing of master impressionist Fred Travalena, I thought I'd share some impressions of my own.

Don Rickles

Jack Benny

I'm still working on my Judy Tenuta.

Week 1 adventures

Enjoy some more photos documentating the past week.

As you can see, my life is a non-stop adventure.

"No Jean, no money!"

Harve Presnell is gone!



Here's a refresher:
Actor Harve Presnell dies at age 75
Harve Presnell, an actor whose name might not be instantly recognizable - but who starred in Broadway musicals including The Unsinkable Molly Brown and Annie, the 1996 movie Fargo and TV show Dawson's Creek - died Tuesday at age 75. Presnell's agent, Gregg Klein, says the actor died of pancreatic cancer at St. John's Health Center.


That makes three celebrity deaths this week.

I'll get back to blogging about me as soon as famous people stop dying.


Until then, Goooophhhhherrrs!

Lazy Thursday

more puggle action!



Some observations from my first week at home:

1) Why does the world need a 4th hour of Today?

2) What happened to A&E Daybreaks? Remember the days when one could tune into 2 hours of Magnum P.I. followed by 2 hours of Northern Exposure and then a full afternoon of Golden Girls.

3) They say famous people die in threes -- MJ, Farrah and Ed McMahon died last week. So far this week the legendary Fred Travalena and Karl Malden ate dirt. Who's next? Based on the coverage, you'd think Michael died twice, so for now, let's slide him into that third spot behind Mr. Malden.

4) It's good to know Joe Jackson just started a new record label. classy guy!

5) When will they make a 5th Vacation movie?

Hard knock life

For those of you hungry for more photos, I thought I'd post some action shots.

It's an exciting life I lead.

btw -- I was born a week ago today. To mark the occasion, I got a check-up...clean bill of health...gained a few ounces...and was commended on my expert latching.

Let the games begin!

The puggle seemed a little intimidated by my presence at first. She kept her distance, coming in for a quick sniff here and there, but over the past couple of days, she's taken a liking.